Alvin Greene: Undercover Brother? |
I try to stay on top of politics. I really do. But the phenomenon of Alvin Greene had escaped me. If you had asked me about him before today, I would have had nothing for you. But now that he’s won, all eyes are on him. (Not unlike Tupac.) Greene seems to have appeared out of nowhere, and people in his own party are very concerned about how this guy, who didn’t seem to have his collective sh*t together, may have been planted by the local Republican party to wreck the Dems chances to win in November. Now, I really don’t go for conspiracy theories, but after witnessing Mr. Greene in action, he has single-handedly convinced me that there might be something to this controversy. Behold, the possible new senator of South Carolina as he rocks the mic with “Evil Liberal” Keith Olbermann:
WOW!!! (In Flavor Flav voice)…….No words. Just let that sink in…….I’ll wait……..You okay? Yeah. I went from “You’re sounding real 007 right now, James Clyburn” to “Oh snap!! How did the GOP pull this off?!?!?” South Carolina has open primaries, meaning that anyone can vote in the Democratic primary. Even Republicans. So let’s sum up the parts of this: the GOP is pretty desperate to get any kind of foothold on the road back to power and everything they have tried hasn’t worked so well. The GOP really needs to gain seats in November. Could it be possible for some bright penny in the GOP ranks (and don’t let the Tea Party fool you into thinking that there aren’t still smart Republicans) to come up with this insane, Cobra-type plan while the world is focusing on whoever the Tea Party/Sarah Palin is trumping up as the future of the known universe?
Hold on. I think X-Files is back on……
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