Today in Crap we Dont Care About…

Jesse Ventura Appears on Larry King about Obama and Afghanistan…

Because…um…we care about Jesse Ventura says about…anything? I’m confused. Even more confusing, is that its being advertised as if anyone should give a rats ass about what Mr. Ventura’s opinion is about ANYTHING. Unless he’s going to break down the brand new “Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010″ game for my XBox360 I’m going to skip this. Oh, Oh, if he and Arnold Schwartzenegger decide to raid a village in the middle east with Dolph Lundgren, then I’ll care about that too. THATS interesting. This? Not so much.

Source: Larry King Live Showpage 11.30.09

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