Today in Obama: Baracky Road Would Have Had Some Chocolate In It, But Whatever

In honor of Barack Obama’s upcoming inauguration, Ben & Jerry’s is rolling out Yes Pecan! - “amber waves of buttery ice cream with roasted non-partisan pecans.”

Buy it throughout January and Ben & Jerry’s will donate the proceeds to the Common Cause Education Fund. Hey Ben & Jerry’s, if you’re all about the politics and such why not  give us a new flavor like maybe, I dunno,  Economic Downfall Cookie Dough? (which would just be vanilla ice cream cause WHO CAN AFFORD COOKIE DOUGH!)

What would’ve come down the Ben & Jerry’s pipe if McCain-Palin 2008 had pulled it off? Crunchy First? With bits of old dried up raisins and nuts that really werent ready to be put in the ice cream but they thought it might help with sales.

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